At least with knives, you have some idea what to expect when the package arrives.
I don't know much about the info'mercial business, but I'm certain it works. After watching this one last night, I think this is the business I would like to try. After about 30 minutes of viewing, I am convinced I can make $110,400 a week if I just following these simple steps:
1 - Get at least two hot babes and dress them in something that shows ample breasts with cleavage.
2 - Rent a pool area and have hot babes talk about some product in what would normally be considered a vacation setting. Make sure to show attractive women walking around in bikinis. (having them wet or in the pool, even better)
3 - Give hot babes a microphone that looks official so they can interview happy people about the money making product that appears to be responsible for their happiness. Make sure hot babe cleavage is visible in each interview.
4 - Make wildly huge claims about making more money in one day than 99% of the viewers make in a year. That will get their attention just as much as the hot babes in tight dresses. (To add a pinch of realism, include a check that's impossible to read)
5 - Let viewers know that making this hot babe selling money making machine product will take away the pain of having to work a real job. Take this job and shove it!
6 - Reassure them this is drop dead simple with statements like "Money Making Machine" so even the dumbest laziest person can do this. In the below image, it appears the piles of cash just drop from the monitor which would be a pretty excellent money machine.
7 - Appeal to instant gratification. You don't need to work at this, you can have the money RIGHT AWAY. (They should have had one of the hot babes on the back of that bike)
8 - Get them off that couch to ACT NOW by putting a timer on the screen so it appears they only have some number of minutes to become a millionaire. Of course include the standard money back promise that "if for any reason you are not 100% satisfied..."
9 - Pick a low price point that doesn't require the now-horny sleep deprived male to get permission from his wife. Golly, if I can make $110,400 in one day, then 40 bucks plus S&H seems like a pretty sweet deal!
10 - On every screen include the 800 number where operators are standing by to cheerfully take your 40 bucks. Place the hot babes in a position so that it's easy to find that darn 800 number.
That's all there is to it! This is how you make $110,400 in one week -- by selling a 40 dollar product 395 times a day.
And really it's got nothing to do with the internet! (Well, actually it does, because what it appears you are purchasing is something that makes money using the internet) But in the 30 or so minutes I watched, not once did the hot babes ever explain how you actually make any money with this $40 product.
And of course I wanted to jump in there and ask the hot babes, "WHY ARE YOU TWO NOT MAKING LARGE PILES OF CASH WITH THIS?"
So now I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to find a product, and make my own info'mercial. And now that I have my new video production studio, I can get started on this RIGHT AWAY!
FYI: I snapped these pics with my camera of my TV while I watched last night, so I own these images. (I didn't grab them from some other website) I have intentionally not mentioned the name of the company selling this hot babe, money making product because they are already making enough money without me promoting them here!
